Dr House

Memorabele uitspraken van Dr, House (Hugh Laurie):
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“Everybody lies”
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“Forget about being president. They called it White House!”
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“You have a parasite.

Like a tapeworm or something? Can you do anything about it?

Only for about a month or so.
After that it becomes illegal to remove, except in a couple of states.

Illegal?

Donxe2x80x99t worry.
Many women learn to embrace this parasite.
They name it, dress it up in tiny clothes,
arrange playdates with other parasites…

Playdatesxe2x80xa6

It has your eyes.

I’m Pregnant”
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“As the great philosopher Jagger once said,
You canxe2x80x99t always get what you want,
but if you try sometimes,
you may get what you need.”
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